Friday, October 16, 2015

Taste of Magic Blog Hop

My friend, and most awesome writer, A.A. (Alexia) Chamberlynn, whose debut novelette came out recently and who shortly thereafter found representation (go Alexia!), has started the Taste of Magic Blog Hop.  She very kindly invited me to join.

Seeing as how I've never done a blog hop before, I hop you'll all bear with me.  As I understand it, this is the point at which I'm supposed to talk about something literary and then something culinary.  So, I've decided to post an excerpt from my soon to be released novel, BloodFlow, (due out November 24th) and then give you a recipe for Walnut Graham Bundt Cake with Candied Walnut Glaze (which I'm sure my main character would make if she had time to bake.)

Literary:


“Looks like you finally got your wish, Kruz.”
Agent Miranda Kruz looked up from the reams of data spread across her desk to see Supervisory Agent Jim Klein leaning against the edge of her cubicle.
“Pardon?”
Her brain was still locked in the process of comparing the paper copies to a different set of electronic numbers, looking for disparities that might point toward a lead. Of course, she’d been at the task for better than a week and hadn’t found a single thing with the odor of domestic terrorism. It was a never-ending list of dates and numbers with no correlation to anything. No one promised her work on the Terrorism Task Force would be fun. Then again, no one told her it would consist of this much drudgery either.
“You hate this paperwork shit. Well, Tweeg wants you working in the field again. Starting…” He tapped the clock on her desk. “Geez, is that the time? Kirsten is going to kill me.”
“Sir?”
“What?” He stared at her like she had a third eye on the end of her nose. Apparently she wasn’t the only one whose mind happened to be elsewhere.  Problem was, Jim’s mind spent more time at home that at work these days. “Right. Tweeg sent orders down from on high. You’re on the Reynolds ‘murder’.” He actually bothered to make air quotes. “Effective immediately. Of course, as late as it is, he probably didn’t mean tonight.”
She wasn’t so sure. If Deputy Director Anton Tweeg had anything to say about it, she’d work until the bats went to bed. Still…
Tweeg wants me on an active case.
“Wait. The Reynolds murder? You’re talking about the senator’s wife who had a close encounter with a Detroit Diesel, right?” And suddenly she knew exactly why Tweeg wanted her on this case. Being unofficially demoted from field agent to paper jockey had been bad enough. This case was worse.
Only that morning, she’d watched the husband’s press conference. If she had to guess, she’d say that the man, distraught over his wife’s senseless death, cooked up a huge terrorist plot in his mind to avoid facing the fact that his wife drove in front of a tractor trailer, which he then spewed to the media. Senator Reynolds had just been assigned to some subcommittee overseeing Randi’s own department, but still, no clues existed to point to anything other than a tragic mistake.
Unless she was drugged.
“Tox screen?”
“I’ll leave the particulars up to you and Vic Hammond.” Jim nodded toward her computer. “The files have been encrypted and sent to you.”
She typed the password to bypass her screen saver and reawaken her system. Sure enough, a new email from Jim waited.
“Tweeg said to make sure you understand he wants this case closed as quickly and as quietly as possible.”
Great.
“And under no circumstances are you to bother the senator with this.”
Son of a…
“How exactly am I supposed to conduct an investigation without interviewing the spouse?”
Jim shrugged. “Maybe you should ask your friend, Payton.” His words drifted back to her as he walked away.
Her friendship with the Director Landis definitely hadn’t made life easier for her. At least not in the way her co-workers assumed, hinted, and gossiped about. He’d definitely filled the hole left by growing up without a father. Still, whatever she’d gotten in life, she’d earned. Including her spot on this task force. The cases assigned to her weren’t any easier than her co-workers’; she just solved them faster. No one gave her kudos she didn’t deserve. No pats on the back for doing busy work. Randi Kruz busted her ass like she always had.
Eating Sunday dinner with Payton and Evelyn didn’t mean she came in late on Monday. In fact, to prove how little her friendship with Payton meant to her work, she came in early every day and stayed late. That didn’t help. They still assumed she had her nose pressed firmly against Landis’ ass. Or worse.
The rumor she was banging the boss started circulating a couple months into her assignment to the TTF. They kept going until the day Evelyn had been attacked. Payton was so inconsolable no one could think he’d ever cheat on her.
Back then, Randi still visited him. She tried to help in any way she could—fixing dinners, watering plants, tidying up after a distracted husband whose wife was, for all intents and purposes, gone. Instead of accepting her help like the father he’d become to her, he slowly backed away.
The final blow came when she got to the hospice center where Evelyn now lived and they told her that her name had been removed from the list of approved visitors. She tried asking him why, but he ignored her. He wouldn’t return any calls that weren’t work related. He wouldn’t answer any questions via email. When he ordered her to stop wasting company time, through Tweeg no less, she ate an entire carton of Haagen Dazs. She’d lost one father before she was old enough to meet the man. Losing Payton had been a crueler torment.
The biggest blow came when the Deputy Director started assigning her crap tasks. And Landis did nothing. Her co-workers never told her to her face that she deserved this treatment, but they made it clear they felt that way.
“Oh, how the mighty have fallen.”
She shook away the snide phrase she’d heard too often over the past year and resolved to keep doing her job as best she could. It might not mean much to anyone else, but she could help a man find closure. That had to count for something. Right?


And Culinary:



Walnut Graham Cake with Candied Walnut Glaze

Cake:
1 cup butter, softened
1 1/2 cups packed brown sugar
3 eggs
1 cup orange juice
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 cup graham cracker crumbs
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1 cup chopped walnuts

Glaze:
1 cup walnut halves (or chopped walnuts as desired)
1/4 cup confectioners' sugar
1 tablespoon water
1 cup packed brown sugar
1/4 teaspoon walnut extract

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.  Grease and flour one 10” bundt pan.  In a large mixing bowl, cream together butter and brown sugar.  Beat in eggs until light and fluffy.  Beat in orange juice until well combined.  In a separate bowl, soft together flour, graham cracker crumbs, baking soda, baking powder, salt, and cinnamon.  Beat dry mixture into wet mixture by thirds until well combined.  Stir in chopped walnuts.  Pour evenly into prepared bundt pan.  Bake for 40-45 minutes or until toothpick inserted into center comes out clean.  Let cake sit for approximately 20 minutes and invert pan over cake plate, dropping cake gently onto plate.  Let cool for another 20 minutes.  While cooling, combine all glaze ingredients into small saucepan (adding extra water if mixture is too dry).  Heat gently over low heat until ingredients are smooth around walnuts.  Increase heat to medium high and bring mixture to boil.  Boil for 45 seconds (do not over boil).  Remove from heat and stir until boiling ends and remaining froth is incorporated into mixture.  Gently drizzle by spoonfuls over cake, arranging candied walnuts halves along the top of the cake as you go until entire glaze mixture is over cake.  (Be careful, mixture is extremely hot.)  Cool and serve.

I hope I did this right, I hope you enjoyed what was on the plate today, and I hope you'll visit the other blogs in the hop:

Alexia Chamberlynn
Jennie Bailey

Thursday, October 15, 2015

This n That Thursday

I finished the edits my editor sent me.  Now I just have a couple little things to find and change before I send it off to her on Friday night.  Yay!

I walked around the yard talking pics yesterday morning.  Here are my new mums:

Eight in all - in that order and then in reverse order.  (The last ones were supposed to bloom redder. And yes, the white ones look like daisies, but they're mums. Honest.)

Dying Embers is on sale for 99 cents - here in the US and in the UK.  Go grab a copy.  Gift a copy to your friends.  Send one to the old boyfriend or girlfriend who cheated on you in college.  You know, as a remembrance.  ;o)

LOL, no, I wouldn't do that last thing.  What's passed is in the past.  Fun thing to think about sometimes, though.  "Hey, Dork! Remember me?"  ROFL

I have a bug bite on my arm that will not go away.  It's not big and it's not painful.  Not a mosquito or a spider.  It just itches like crazy.  Bleh.

Did I mention my edits?  I'm a little cwazypants right now.  Edit brain and all that rot.

Anyway, what's the this n that in your life right now?


Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Scattered

I'm editing and my deadline is Friday.

I'm working with a new cover artist to bring my genie series together as a cohesive unit.

I'm working on a few things to generate sales.

I'm trying to keep a clean... err... tidy house.

Max is a rollercoaster of 'feels good kitty' and 'crashing kitty'.

It's college football season.

I'm 10 books behind in my reading challenge.

The squirrels won't leave my iris bulbs alone so I keep having to replant.

Facebook

Twitter

Spreadsheets

Baseball playoffs

I need exercise of some sort so I don't meld with my desk chair.

Dishes... who keeps using all those dishes??

Kira wants out on the sun porch, even though I moved her special secret water into the office.

Author interview.

News

We need food in the house.

Hubs is working on something at the computer kitty-corner from me.

Leaves need raking.

Max killed a mouse.

There's a centipede on the ceiling.

The neighbor's new truck is loud.

I forgot to write that blog post.

My coffee needs refilling.

:wanders off:

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Sunday Update - Week 40

Sorry I'm late, but I didn't sleep much last night and felt like doodle most of the day, so here I am - finally - at quarter to 4 feeling almost human.  Better late than presenting you all with a troll.  Am I right or am I right?

Anyhoo, updates...

I've completed this round of edits through pg 134 of 380.  I wanted to be up to pg 200 by last night, but I felt like doodle - the pre-doodles of the last 18 hours, I guess.  I should still have this to my editor by the 16th. She'll then have it back to me by Halloween, and I'll still be on track for a November 24th release day.  Unless, you know, something comes up that derails everything.  Always prepared for that to happen, doncha know?

In other news, I believe I have a new cover artist for the Djinn series.  Gah, I really need to find a catchy name for the series.  "Jo's Genies" "Mayweather Djinn" "The Djinn Liberation Network" (That last one was from the first incarnation of this book when I emphasized more on the network.  :shrug:)  Anyway, if any of you can come up with a series title I like, I'll shoot you a $10 Amazon gift card. 

Back to the artist.  She's a pretty cool gal who's done beautiful paranormal covers and she's willing to re-do WIOH along with doing the others so I have continuity across the series.  And she won't cost me the farm, if ya know what I mean.  I hope to have something next month that I can show you.

Because you're faithful followers of this blog and most likely my other blogs, I'll let you in on a little secret.  Dying Embers will be going on sale Wednesday.  It's a Kindle Countdown Deal that'll run through Saturday - for both Amazon and Amazon UK.  I'm hoping to have some news to go along with the sale, but since I have to sorta schedule these puppies in advance, I'll just have to hope I get the news I want, and if I don't, then the world still gets an awesome deal.  Tell your friends, tell your family, tell your exes (because they should all be on their toes after reading this book :wink:).

Okay, well, I've got books on the brain, so that's all I can think to update you all on.  You got anything for me?

Thursday, October 8, 2015

This n That Thursday

Kira has formed an unnatural attachment to the secondary water dish out on the sun porch.  This morning I'm having an intervention. The door stays closed until we're ready to go out there. Hence, it's very meowiful in here right now.  She always has her main bowl of water in the kitchen.

Coffee is awesome.

I'm up to chapter three on the edits.  I will have these finished by the deadline or die trying.

I finally got Kira interested in her toys, but then she was sticking to the carpet, so I clipped her claws.  She's forgotten about the water dish for the moment.

Wait. I spoke too soon. She's really turned on the cuteness, too.  Reminds me of when she was a baby and the first week I had her.  She must've been experiencing separation anxiety from her foster home.  That week, she would walk around the house all night, meowing. 

Yesterday on the drive home from Wallyworld, I almost hit a red-tailed hawk.  It swooped up out of the ditch on the right side of the road, right in front of my car. A gasped and took my foot off the gas, which gave the car just enough hesitation to let the hawk pass safely in front of my bumper.  If I'd hit it, I would've been crushed.  I love those birds.

My local bookstore will be closed for 6 weeks while the owner and sole-employee goes on a long vacation.  :gasp:

I don't know if you saw it on FB, but Accidental Death finally came back from the black hole of being entered into the library system here in SW MO.  (Don't know where Dying Embers or Wish in One Hand are.)  I know because I saw it in the newspaper yesterday.  The library has a little blurb every week where she lists the new books.  Mine was there.  Problem was, she spelled my name wrong.  Derp. She left off the ON.  So, I'm now B.E. Sanders around these parts, I guess.  She's the second local person to do that.  Must be an Ozarks thing.

Also yesterday, my WIOH ad for ENT was denied again.  It was not a banner day for book marketing.

I keep thinking it's Sunday.  Every morning this week, I've woken up and thought it was Sunday.  On Sunday, I'll probably think it's Wednesday. 

The yellow-bellied sapsucker has returned for the winter.  Still waiting on the bald eagles.

You got any this n that for me today?




Tuesday, October 6, 2015

26 Unpleasant Things I'd Rather Do Than Edit

1) Clean toilets
2) Pull weeds
3) Medicate the cat

4) Watch Bones reruns for the dozenth time because there's nothing else on.
5) Do the dishes
6) Use the internet to identify bug species
7) Plant iris bulbs. (My ass muscles are still complaining about that one.)
8) Plumbing repair
9) Dust
10) Walk around the outside of the house with a flyswatter, killing bugs - webworms and wasps, mostly.
11) Vacuum
12) Bathe the cats
13) Play 'what's that smell?' followed closely by 'locate the source of that smell'.
14) Check the sticky traps for spiders
15) Reorganize my office
16) Build an entirely new spreadsheet that does what three other spreadsheets are supposed to do
17) Book marketing
18) File
19) Wash all the glassware on all the chandeliers.
20) Scrub floors.  (Ri-ight, that expensive thingamajigger was so much easier than scrubbing by hand.  Hmph.)
21) Clean the bathrooms
22) Clean out the fridge
23) Discuss politics
24) Socialize
25) Walk up the big hill next to the house
26) Pull vines out of the trees

Regardless, I have editing to do and I shall do it.  But I'd really rather do something else.  On the bright side, though, when I get done, I'll have an awesome book to offer all y'all.  And hey, that's worth a little unpleasantness.  Right?

What are some things you avoid doing?  What are some unpleasant things you're rather do?

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Sunday Update - Week 39

Yo.

It's early Sunday.  I'm a half-cup of coffee into the day, and I just lit my second cigarette.  The Hubs is still in bed.  Max is still sleeping.  Kira's out on the sun porch worshipping her secondary water bowl.  Life's good, but I'm dragging butt today.

Wednesday, I received my edit letter and marked up copy of BloodFlow. 

Friday, I finished the first draft of Fertile Ground.

I was supposed to work on BloodFlow yesterday, but I wimped out.  I truly dislike editing.  In fact, I think I'll make a list of things I'd rather do than edit.  Look for that on Tuesday.  I will get to work today.  I have until the 16th to get this back to Awesome Wonderful Editor.  Still shooting for a November 24th release date.

Somewhere in there, I dug up the iris beds and replanted all the irises.  They were getting choked.  I also built a new bed in a corner by the garage because I had so many bulbs I couldn't fit them all in the beds I already had.  There are still at least a dozen bulbs in a bucket on the front porch.  Hubs doesn't want anymore beds, but then again, he said that before I made this new one, so we'll see. 

I've come to the realization that when I built my sales spreadsheets, I wasn't thinking ahead.  Right now, when I check my sales data, I have to open four spreadsheets - one for each book and one for the Master Plan.  It's a pain in the buns now with three books.  The 4th book releases next month.  So, I need one sheet for book data and one for the Master Plan - which has all sorts of pretty graphs.  This will be much easier, but building it and populating it with data will be a bear.  :shrug:  I'll get to it in my spare time.  Or when I'm trying to avoid editing.  ;o)  What I really need to do is built a splash page with buttons linking all the sheets together then I would only have one main spreadsheet open and it would work for all sheets.  Unfortunately, I have forgotten how to do that and relearning it would take more time than I'm willing to put forth. 

I read a really awesome book called Vulcan's Kittens by Cedar Sanderson (no relation).  It really refreshed me - being totally different from my own work and by its awesomeness. 

What's up at your place?