Doncha hate it when you get home from the store and realize you forgot something really important? Exacerbated by the fact you live 20 miles from the store? So you have to schedule another trip?
Doncha hate it when you spell a word so wrong that Word has no clue and only offers up SCATTERBRAINED as a suggestion?
Doncha hate it when you forget to put coffee in the coffee maker and end up with a pot of hot water?
Doncha hate it when you think you're hilarious, but no one else gets it, so they look at you like you're nuts?
Doncha hate it when you walk out of the house with your t-shirt on inside out?
Doncha hate it when other people hate a book you loved?
Doncha hate it when you go to say one word but another word pops out of your mouth and everyone looks at you like you're nuts?
Doncha hate it when you're dressed to go out and you look awesome and then the cat walks by and magically throws cat hair all over your black outfit?
Doncha hate it when you're way out somewhere and you rip a hole in the seat of your pants?
Doncha hate it when you decided to go commando that day?
Doncha hate it when you call someone by the wrong name? "Hi, Connie! ... Oh, oops, I mean Claudia."*
What's a 'doncha hate it' for you?
*In my defense there, Claudia really reminds me of someone I used to know whose name was Connie.