Aspercreme! The handy-dandy lotion no writer should ever be without. It slices, it dices, it... Wait... Would you believe 'it squooshes, it oozes'? Well, no matter what it does, it makes my hands stop hurting.
If you look over to the right, you'll see a strange number under the word meter for yesterday. No your eyes aren't playing tricks. I really did type over 5K words yesterday. And I'm paying for it today...
I'd celebrate the awesome word count, but instead I'm going to be hanging out with my best friend, Aspercreme. Pick some up today.*
(*This writer receives no compensation from the makers of Aspercreme - other than the relief it provides so I can continue to write. Also, this writer provides no guarantees. If it works for you, great. If not, blame them, not me.)