Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Not The Brightest Bulb

I think of the best thing to blog about right before I fall asleep at night.  By morning, they're gone.  And, lord knows, I am NOT the most creative, witty person first thing in the morning. 

Derpy derpy derp, coffee. 

Okay, so I haven't been the brightest bulb lately coffee or no.  For instance, today I have to make an extra trip to town, because Sunday I forgot to sign the check I wrote.  And they'd kinda like to get paid for the goods they sell, if ya know what I mean. 

I could blame 'writer brain'.

I could blame my seasonal inability to sleep in the summer. 

Or I could always fall back on the old brain injury thing.  That's always good for an excuse.

Whatever it is, I'm a toad.

Are you a toad?  Or is it just me?


  1. When it happens to me, I blame 'old' brain.

    I'm curious about your seasonal inability to sleep in the summer. Why do you think that is? Have you always had it?

  2. Toad. Definitely. And there's not enough coffee this week. I'm four cups in. Got nuthin', zip, nada.

  3. Hey, they say that geniuses do derpy stuff all the time because they're just too smart for the basics of life :) Ha, but yeah, I do really space cadet things all the time.