ROFL! Yes, I feel that way right now, but I'm at chapter 30 - about 2/3 the way through. Chapters 1 -29 are pretty good, but chapter 30 is flat! Sigh. Borrowing your stress reduction kit, will return ASAP. ;-)
If it is any consolation, you are not alone. I've been where you are many times. Sometimes it helps me to map out the chapters and make sure they are going where I want them to. Don't give up, the story will come. Best wishes.