Can you tell I'm hungry this morning??? Well, it's the fault of some insidious email I received today...
Years ago when I was a manufacturers' rep in Michigan, one of the companies we represented would send each of us the most wonderful pastries ever. So gooey and buttery filled with pecany goodness. :drool:
If you've never heard of this wonder, it's called a Kringle. And, in my opinion, the people who do it the best are the folks over at O&H Danish Bakery in Racine, WI.
Of course, being the moron that I am, I signed up to receive news and flyers in my email box. Every so often, I open my gmail to find a flyer covered in sweet goodness. :commence excessive drooling: Evil evil evil. Especially since I'm sure just looking at them is adding poundage to my ever-widening ass.
Kringle of the Month Club. Those rotten demons of temptations.
Anyway, if you're in the mood for something different this holiday season, order yourself up a Kringle. They're especially good if you nuke them in the microwave for a few seconds. Mmmmm.
Now I must go forage in the kitchen before I short out my keyboard with all the drool. Gross, I know, but these things really are that good. I'm like Pavlov's dog over here. Screw ringing a bell. All I need are pictures of food.
No! Get away from me with your sugary evil!ReplyDelete
I do believe you are the most evil person in the world.ReplyDelete