I just got an email promising to increase my length and my gifth. I don't know about you, but I think 5'8 is long enough. If I get any longer, none of my pants will fit. I'll look like I'm getting ready for a flood, for cripesakes.
And what in the hell is my gifth? If I don't know what it is, I don't want it increased, thank you very much. (Unless it's that part of the brain that makes me a brilliant writer - then yeah, gimme more of that.)