With all propers to You've Got Mail, I must say that it isn't The Godfather that's the I Ching. It's Monty Python. Monty Python is the sum of all wisdom. For all questions, Monty Python has the answer...
Where should I go today? "Let's not go there. It's a silly place."
What time is it? "At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall
not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their
fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock."
What light through yonder window breaks? "It's our grail-shaped nightlight."
Is there a god? "He's no messiah. He's just a naughty naughty boy."
What should I do for a living? "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay."
How much should I pay? "Bring us a shubbery!"
Do I need a doctor? "It's just a flesh wound."
Should we do charity work? "Oh, it’s ‘blessed are the meek’. I’m glad they’re getting something, they have a hell of a time."
Is there an afterlife? "Bring out your dead."