If I were King of the World, I would demand all the real estate websites were rational and intuitive. Plus, I would make them all interact with each other. If you went to one, you would find the same ease of use there that you find everywhere else. I would ensure the map locations were actually the map locations and that every property had a street view. As King of the World, I would issue a decree that 'full disclosure' actually meant full disclosure, so when it says 'move in ready' it's ready for someone to live there - safely and without fear of electrocution or drowning.
There would be no half-ass remodels. There would be insulation in every wall. All plumbing fixtures would be in proper working order. All light switches in every house would turn something on and off - every time. There would be contractors who didn't cut corners and did their work on time and under budget.
If I were King of the World, cute would mean it looks nice - not that it's dinky. Cozy would mean you felt at home in it - not cramped. And TLC meant it might need some paint - not a complete gut and rebuild.
Anyone who didn't comply? Off with their heads! Or at the very least a long stay in a dungeon that was NOT built to code. See how you like that damp and drafty hole, you buttwarts.
(Don't ask. It's been a long and irritating week.)
What would you do if you were King of the World?
Ugh. Salespeople and their marketing "hot" words. Blerg.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to be King of the World. However, if I were Czarina of Good Taste, I would outlaw baggy pants worn around wannabes thighs, thus sharing all the non-glory of their Joe Boxers. I would outlaw thongs, and anyone over a B cup must wear a bra. And NO MESH SHIRTS! On anyone!!!!
Yes, I've been to Walmart. Why do you ask? *goes in search of eye bleach*
Sorry you're having such a frustrating time.
ReplyDeleteI have no desire to be Ruler of the World...too much pressure.