If I were King of the World, I would demand all the real estate websites were rational and intuitive. Plus, I would make them all interact with each other. If you went to one, you would find the same ease of use there that you find everywhere else. I would ensure the map locations were actually the map locations and that every property had a street view. As King of the World, I would issue a decree that 'full disclosure' actually meant full disclosure, so when it says 'move in ready' it's ready for someone to live there - safely and without fear of electrocution or drowning.
There would be no half-ass remodels. There would be insulation in every wall. All plumbing fixtures would be in proper working order. All light switches in every house would turn something on and off - every time. There would be contractors who didn't cut corners and did their work on time and under budget.
If I were King of the World, cute would mean it looks nice - not that it's dinky. Cozy would mean you felt at home in it - not cramped. And TLC meant it might need some paint - not a complete gut and rebuild.
Anyone who didn't comply? Off with their heads! Or at the very least a long stay in a dungeon that was NOT built to code. See how you like that damp and drafty hole, you buttwarts.
(Don't ask. It's been a long and irritating week.)
What would you do if you were King of the World?