If I were King of the World, I would demand all the real estate websites were rational and intuitive. Plus, I would make them all interact with each other. If you went to one, you would find the same ease of use there that you find everywhere else. I would ensure the map locations were actually the map locations and that every property had a street view. As King of the World, I would issue a decree that 'full disclosure' actually meant full disclosure, so when it says 'move in ready' it's ready for someone to live there - safely and without fear of electrocution or drowning.
There would be no half-ass remodels. There would be insulation in every wall. All plumbing fixtures would be in proper working order. All light switches in every house would turn something on and off - every time. There would be contractors who didn't cut corners and did their work on time and under budget.
If I were King of the World, cute would mean it looks nice - not that it's dinky. Cozy would mean you felt at home in it - not cramped. And TLC meant it might need some paint - not a complete gut and rebuild.
Anyone who didn't comply? Off with their heads! Or at the very least a long stay in a dungeon that was NOT built to code. See how you like that damp and drafty hole, you buttwarts.
(Don't ask. It's been a long and irritating week.)
What would you do if you were King of the World?
2 comments:
Ugh. Salespeople and their marketing "hot" words. Blerg.
I don't want to be King of the World. However, if I were Czarina of Good Taste, I would outlaw baggy pants worn around wannabes thighs, thus sharing all the non-glory of their Joe Boxers. I would outlaw thongs, and anyone over a B cup must wear a bra. And NO MESH SHIRTS! On anyone!!!!
Yes, I've been to Walmart. Why do you ask? *goes in search of eye bleach*
Sorry you're having such a frustrating time.
I have no desire to be Ruler of the World...too much pressure.
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