Doncha hate it when you get home from the store and realize you forgot something really important? Exacerbated by the fact you live 20 miles from the store? So you have to schedule another trip?
Doncha hate it when you spell a word so wrong that Word has no clue and only offers up SCATTERBRAINED as a suggestion?
Doncha hate it when you forget to put coffee in the coffee maker and end up with a pot of hot water?
Doncha hate it when you think you're hilarious, but no one else gets it, so they look at you like you're nuts?
Doncha hate it when you walk out of the house with your t-shirt on inside out?
Doncha hate it when other people hate a book you loved?
Doncha hate it when you go to say one word but another word pops out of your mouth and everyone looks at you like you're nuts?
Doncha hate it when you're dressed to go out and you look awesome and then the cat walks by and magically throws cat hair all over your black outfit?
Doncha hate it when you're way out somewhere and you rip a hole in the seat of your pants?
Doncha hate it when you decided to go commando that day?
Doncha hate it when you call someone by the wrong name? "Hi, Connie! ... Oh, oops, I mean Claudia."*
What's a 'doncha hate it' for you?
*In my defense there, Claudia really reminds me of someone I used to know whose name was Connie.
Dear lord, it's taken me five minutes to clean off my keyboard (thank goodness it has a plastic cover!) and my monitor! I splorted coffee at the "go commando that day"... ROFLMAO
ReplyDeleteDoncha hate it when you get a brilliant idea for a character name and then realize it's too close to one you've already used?
Doncha hate it when you know you aren't funny but people expect you to have something clever to say?
And on that note, I must hit the store before the rain comes. I might think of more donchas while I'm out dealing with the people of Walmart...
I have ripped a hole in my pants at the most inopportune time. Thankfully I wasn't going commando. :)
ReplyDeleteDoncha hate it when a project you thought was due in several months is actually due in less than a week?
ROFL! I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything, or my keyboard would be toast. :-)
ReplyDeleteDoncha hate it when you find the perfect name for a character, but you have two more novels to finish before you can even start playing with him.