So, that's why I didn't send that attachment - even though I said it was attached and you were looking for it.
It's also why...
...I said I'd read your chapters and then fell asleep before I could.
...I signed up for Twitter. (I feel like a twit right now, so it fits.) I mean, 140 characters is about all my brain can wrap itself around right now.
...I keep forgetting to clean the litterbox and my cat is threatening to shred me in my sleep.
...the other day, I walked out of the house with my shorts on backwards and didn't notice for several hours.
...I can't watch entire TV show without changing channels to see what else is on.
...I referred to my best friend by my daughter's name.
...I pulled a muscle in my back while clipping my toenails.
...my new favorite word is DERP.
How're things in your head lately?