I love me. I really really love me. See, look, I'm giving myself lots and lots of hugs. The jacket? Oh that. That's to help me love myself more. Really it is. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go roll around a plump and puffy room for a while. I'll be back once the doctors say I've loved myself enough.
ETA: Don't mind me. I was working on my blurb. How 250 words can drive a person so far around the bend is anyone's guess.
*All images deleted to avoid any chance of copyright infringement* - It was of a guy in a straight-jacket