Hello, and welcome to Marketing Monday with your host, B.E. Sanderson. Today, we'll be marketing a most wonderfully snarky paranormal mystery... SLEEPING UGLY.
It's the story of a supermodel on the verge of greatness who, through no fault of her own*, gets cursed and every night at midnight, she turns butt ugly. How can this possibly happen every night? Well, that's the brilliance and the evilness of the curse. She gets better looking throughout each day until she's her beautiful self again at around 11:59 p.m. Then WHAM... ugly. Which super sucks because she can't even pretend to be someone else or people will notice she's getting better looking throughout the day and throw her in some kind of laboratory as a study subject.
*Well, maybe it's a little her fault. She's kind of bitchy, foul-mouthed, and self-absorbed, and she did sleep with someone else's husband... But, he's estranged from his wife, so that totally doesn't count, right?
Anyway, now she's got to get this damn curse taken off and maybe along the way, she'll learn something about herself. Even bitchy models can maybe get a second chance.
Starting today and going through Friday, SLEEPING UGLY is totally free. (It's also free with a KU subscription, but this is for everyone else.) Pick up your copy of this snarky, fun, paranormal mystery today! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GM24Q48
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