Monday, June 16, 2025

Marketing Monday

 Today, I'm on the ball and have scheduled a freebie for FERTILE GROUND.  Yay!  Get it while it's hot.

Yes, it's about the hunt for a serial rapist.  No, it's not graphic.  And it has a really satisfying end.  Nothing to fear here.

Anyway...

Blogger's being a turd and won't let me upload pictures to this damn thing again.  So here's the verbiage...

Now through Friday, FERTILE GROUND is free. (Always free with Kindle Unlimited.) Get your copy of this spine-tingling suspense today! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01FOPNE9Y

And there'll be a pretty graphic I made to post along with the verbiage and the link, with text and a picture and junk.

I swear, between Blogger being a booger and FB being a turd, I'm lucky if I sell anything.  I really need to suck it up and pay for advertising.  





Sunday, June 15, 2025

Sunday Update - 2025 Week 24

 Hello.  It's Sunday and I woke up late.  Bear with me.

Nothing on the writing or editing front.  I did some marketing, but I'm still hamstrung, so I can't do as much as I hope.  I only moved 59 copies of WHTF.  On the upside, I sold a copy each of the other OUAD novels.  Yay.

I did some reading.  I'm really into this Dick Francis I picked up.  I should finish that today.  I'll tell you about it next Saturday.

Monday, I made pizza, but that's it for the baking update.  I almost made cake yesterday, but I don't need cake.

On the activity side, I did something 4 out of 7 days.  Three days were walking and I added about 3 miles to the total, which is now over 30 miles for the year.  The other day, I did garden/yard stuff.  Weight: 171.6

In gardening news, some of my tomato plants appear to have the beginnings of buds. I've been begging them to flower so they can make fruit, so I can have something to show for all this work.  Also, of the 18 green pepper seeds I planted, I have 17 seedlings. Yay?  We'll see if they all make it to adulthood and give me fruits.  When I did my yard/garden stuff last week, I found a bunch more volunteer trees and have most of those in pots now.  I had to ditch a couple cedars to pot them, but that's okay.  (Because I ran out of dirt.)  There are 2-3 that I don't actually know for certain what they are, but I'm okay with that, too.  I need to buy more dirt for when the peppers are ready to transplant.  Maybe I'll do that today.  

As you can probably guess, I'm not my perky self today.  Blame it on the gray day.  Blame it on the lack of constructive anything regarding my writing.  All I want to do lately is sit and read or watch tv or play poker or maybe putter in my garden.  I'll go for a walk shortly and hope not to get rained on.  Maybe that'll shake me out of my funk.  No worries, though.  I have these funks and I always manage to shake out of them one way or another.  

Have a great day wherever you are out there.

Saturday, June 14, 2025

Saturday Reading Wrap-up - 6/14/25

Hello again.  Not the most exciting of reading weeks, but reading was accomplished and DNFs happened, so here we are.

No new books this week.

Books Read:

24) The Face in the Water by Kathleen Pennell (6/8/25) - mystery*# - 5 stars. New to me and underappreciated.  Snagged this one for free off Amazon's top 100 free Murder list.
Review: "A fun combination of gritty suspense and cozy mystery! I really enjoyed reading it."

DNFs:

6/11/25 - 25c mystery.  I just couldn't get into it.  Of course, it didn't help that the cover fell off when I started, but that's the risk you take when you buy used books.  I'll repair it and then take it back to a thrift store.

6/10/25 - 25c SF.  It wasn't bad, per se, but I just wasn't in the mood for a story with thinly veiled leftist politics.  Eh, I'm never really in the mood for that.  Back to the thrift store this one goes.

Currently reading... a Dick Francis paperback.  It's different from the other Dick Francis novels I've read, but it's still pretty awesome.  (Yes, it still has a tie-in to horse racing.)  

What have you been reading lately?

Friday, June 13, 2025

Wandering the Countryside, Eating Nature's Bounty

When I was a kid, I spent countless hours roaming the surrounding countryside.  One of my favorite pastimes was searching for edible stuff.  I knew where the one currant bush was and the patch of wild asparagus.  I cultivated the back hill's plethora of wild strawberries.  I tended the roadside bramble of boysenberries.  I snatched grapes from the wild vines and was brave enough to actually eat them.  (Wild grapes are SOUR, btw.)  

Some of my fondest childhood memories, of which I have woefully few, are of those summer days wandering with my dog, eating what I found.  Or searching for things that were rumored to be out there somewhere.  

One summer, my brother heard there was a gooseberry bush in the fallow cow field across the road, so off we went in search of it.  We never found it, but the hunt sticks in my memory.  Another time, the same brother was sure there was a butternut tree in the woods on the other side of the landfill.  (Yes, I grew up near a garbage dump.  Don't knock it.  It was a magical, if stinky, place for a kid.)  Off we tromped for that tree.  I don't remember if we ever found that one.  Part of me thinks we did and another part suspects it was another wild goose chase.  

I was heartbroken the day I got home from school to find they'd bulldozed the back hill.  I guess they were trying to make it smoother or something, but in one day, they eradicated my strawberry patch.  I'd spent hours and hours on that hill, pulling weeds and tending plants.  Every spring/summer for several years beforehand.  I'm pretty sure I cried.  I know I called Mom at work to rat them out, only to find out she okayed it.  I'm sure I never felt so betrayed.  (I was a kid, though, so I'm sure much worse betrayals came about since.)  I talked to Mom about it the other day and she doesn't remember it.  She said I never told her I was tending those strawberries, which is probably true.  They were my secret garden and my summer feast that I never had to share.

Recently, on a walk, I discovered a patch of blackberries, growing along the barbed wire fence beside the road.  I picked the ripe ones and brought them home.  There's another patch farther along that isn't ripe yet, but is loaded with berries.  I just hope the property owner doesn't come along and cut them down, or mow, or spray for weeds to kill everything on the fence - all of which they've done over the course of the past 12 years.  There's also a stand of elderberries that came back after the last cutting and they look like they might fruit this year.  Right now they're covered in flowers, so yay.

After we moved here, I was so happy to see what I thought were wild strawberries all over the southwest part of the yard.  Except the flowers were yellow.  (Strawberries have white blooms.)  They're not strawberries.  They're mock strawberries.  Same leaves, similar but yellow flowers, similar looking fruit - except the fruit isn't tasty.  It's pithy and watery.  They're so flavorless, even the critters don't eat them.  Bleh.  (I tried it, trust me.)  It was a disappointment, let me tell you.  

We also have black cherry trees.  Edible, but SOUR and very medicinal tasting - not surprising since they're used to make cough medicine.  The critters love those.  

I really do wish I had the cornucopia of edible things around this house that I had access to as a kid, even if it's just for the nostalgia of it.  Wandering the countryside eating nature's bounty... :happy sigh:

2025 Books Read

Here we are with my 2025 Books Read post.  I started it a little later than usual this year because it took me a while to finish that first book.  

If you haven't been following along all these years, here's how this post goes.  The books I read are in reverse order - newest first.  * means ebook.  # means 'new to me and underappreciated'.  If there's a number at the end, it's where the book's at in a series.  The links go to Goodreads where I may or may not have written a review.  (Check back on Saturdays for my weekly Reading Wrap-up to see reviews.)

I set my goal for this year's reading at 70.  We'll see how that goes.

Okay, with that out of the way, let's begin...

25) The Danger by Dick Francis (6/15/25) - thriller

0) Novella by Name Withheld (6/9/25) - SF*

24) The Face in the Water by Kathleen Pennell (6/8/25) - mystery*#

23) Blade Runner (or Do Androids Dream Electric Sheep) by Philip K Dick (6/5/25) - dystopian

22) You Only Live Twice by Ian Fleming (5/29/25) - action/hard-boiled crime

21) On Her Majesty's Secret Service by Ian Fleming (5/24/25) - action/hard-boiled crime

20) The Singing Stones by Phyllis A. Whitney (5/17/25) - romantic suspense

19) Evil Under the Sun by Agatha Christie (5/15/25) - mystery

18) Bill and the Last Cup of Coffee by Lance Lassen (5/8/25) - dystopian action/humor* (I read the ebook, but this is the link to the paperback. In the time between now and when I downloaded the book, the ebook page has been removed and the paperback was set to 'out of print'. :sadface:)

17) Goldfinger by Ian Fleming (5/5/25) - action/hard boiled crime

16) In Plain Sight by Dan Willis (4/27/25) - magical hard-boiled crime*

15) Dr. No by Ian Fleming (4/26/25) - action/hard boiled crime

14) Scarlet by Marissa Meyer (4/20/25) - dystopian

13) Diamonds are Forever by Ian Fleming (4/16/25) - action/hard boiled crime

12) Islands in the Sky by Arthur C. Clarke (4/11/25) -  science fiction

11) Murder by the Script by Lisa Pevey (4/8/25) - cozy mystery*

10) Festive Fonts and Fowl Murder by Lisa Pevey (4/7/25) - cozy mystery*

9) The Modigliani Scandal by Ken Follett (4/6/25) - suspense

8) A Murder in Cursive by Lisa Pevey (4/3/25) - cozy mystery*

7) The Ebony Swan by Phyllis Whitney (4/1/25) - romantic suspense

6) The Riddle-Master of Hed by Patricia McKillip (3/29/25) - fantasy

5) Murder by the Letter by Lisa Pevey (3/27/25) - cozy mystery*

4) Some Buried Caesar by Rex Stout (3/26/25) - noir crime

3) Moonstruck: Retribution by Silver James (3/20/25) - paranormal romantic suspense*

2) President Fu Manchu by Sax Rohmer (3/14/25) - noir crime

1) Child Star by Shirley Temple Black (1/8/25) - autobiography

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you enjoy this reading journey with me.

Thursday, June 12, 2025

Thursday This n That

 Sawyer is being needy-kitty this morning and is now locked out of the office.  So he's outside the door meowing.

Life would be easier if it wasn't so hard.  Deep thought, eh?

If every tomato and pepper plant I have now actually fruited like it was supposed to, I'll be up to my armpits in tomatoes and green peppers.  Not a horrible situation, but what am I going to do with all that food?  Freeze it, of course.  Maybe I could sell them by the roadside or get a table at the farmer's market.  We'll see.  First things first, of course...  They need to grow and bloom and produce fruit.  :fingers crossed:

I have a tough enough time convincing myself to do marketing without getting things thrown in my way.  The urge to market against a sea of troubles is woefully low.

One of my sisters gave Mom something called a waterfall begonia for Mother's Day.  It sounds really pretty.  I got her mixed nuts and a tin of Walker Shortbread cookies shaped like Scottie dogs.  The begonia will last longer and not go to Mom's hips, but I hate buying plants for other people.  I never know what it'll look like when it gets there and whether it'll live.  

I got nothing for Mother's Day.  Yeah, I'm whining.  Wanna make somethin' of it?

Last I heard about the novella I read for that son of that dude was that the son went ahead and uploaded it for pub without listening to his writer dad or apparently waiting for input from me.  :shrug:  You can lead a horse to water, but sometimes all it does is eat the weeds and wander away. 

I'm not writing, so what do I know?  Like I have the right to tell anyone anything about this business.  Feh.

And that's more than enough out of me.  What's going on our your way?

Monday, June 9, 2025

Marketing Monday

I'm dragging a little bit today, so my marketing is suffering.  Still, it is the first day of this freebie cycle for WISH HITS THE FAN.  


Now through Friday, WISH HITS THE FAN is absolutely free.  (Always free with KU.)  Get your copy of this snarky paranormal mystery today! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075C7FCXG

It’s up to Jo to gather the genies and save the world. But who’s going to save her?

Sunday, June 8, 2025

Sunday Update - 2025 Week 23

The first week of June went by... whoosh.  And today is already whoosh.  Of course, I got up late, so part of that can be excused.  The rest?  No Excuses.  I'm not really sure how much reading the minutiae of my life interests anyone else, but these posts help me, so there you are.

Anyway, there hasn't been much in the way of writing or editing lately.  Sorry about that, too.  As for marketing... Well... FB, in its infinite wisdom, decided to limit the amount of posts I can do in a row.  I can get 5 out before it tells me that in order to avoid 'spam', it won't let me post anymore for a while.  Not clue as to what amount of time that is.  An hour later, I might be able to get another post or two out, but not always.  The next day I can rinse and repeat with the same or worse outcomes.  Still, I managed to get posts to most of the groups I belong to and Friday, Project Hermes took off - moving 121 that day alone.  Still, with the other drab days added in, I gave away 161 books.  I'll try again tomorrow with Wish Hits the Fan.

Reading went okay, I guess.  I DNF'd more that I would've liked.  See yesterday, but also stay tuned for next Saturday's Wrap Up.

I made oatmeal raisin cookies this week.  Woot.  They turned out a little dry this time around, which sucks and is weird because it's the same damn recipe I've been using since I was a kid.  I also did a round of pulled pork.  Yummers.  I might make pizza today.  Or Cuban sandwiches.

On the activity front, I did three walks for a total of 2.7 miles (27.6 miles for the year so far).  I also moved some plastic tubs around and went grocery shopping.  (And if you don't think shopping is exercise, you're not doing it right.  Or I'm doing it wrong.)  Weight: 173.8

The deer are all getting un-pregnant, although we've only seen babies with Sissy and Lumpy so far.  They'll come around eventually.

I think a couple of my tomato plants might have buds.  Other than that, they're growing big.  Nice plants, but make with the fruiting already. Sheesh.  One of the pepper seeds I planted has germinated and is about an inch tall.  I think it has a friend that is trying to peek through.  Two plants producing green peppers would work for me.  The trees are doing well.  I lost one dogwood to what I assume was a squirrel digging in my pots on the deck.  It also got a cedar tree.  It dug in my walnut and my hickory, but those are fine.  Stupid squirrel.  I have weeding I need to get to this week, which I should've started doing last week.  I'm blaming the rain.

Speaking of rain, we've gotten about 2.5 inches in the past 7 days, with more on the way this week.  Enough already.  Sheesh.

And that's about it for me for now.  I'm sure there's more, but I'm about done sitting at the computer for this morning.  Time to start the day whether I want to or not.  Have a great day!  And feel free to tell me all the minutiae of your week.  =o)


Saturday, June 7, 2025

Saturday Reading Wrap-up - 6/7/25

It wasn't the busiest of reading weeks, since I only finished one book, but I did spend some time on a couple books I ended up DNF'ing.  

I picked up one new ebook this week - a suspense novel by an author I'd read before, but it was free, so yay.

Books Read:

23) Blade Runner (or Do Androids Dream Electric Sheep) by Philip K Dick (6/5/25) - dystopian - 5 stars. New to me but not underappreciated.  I picked this up at regular price from Amazon, so $7.48 for the paperback. (I needed to round out an order to get free shipping and this was it.)
No Review.  What could I say about this book that hasn't already been said?

DNFs:

6/5/25 - free - noir mystery - The beginning of this was written three different ways and they were ALL in the book I downloaded.  Like first draft, then second draft, then final draft.  By the time I got to the third iteration, I was confused and tired of it.  Too much work for what might've been an interesting story.

5/31/25 - free dystopian/SF - I made it over halfway through this and then it got weird, and not in a good way.  Which is too bad because I was really enjoying where it had been heading before it shot off down a murky, ill-advised path.  :shrug:  I paused this to read something else and then decided to just DNF it.  Life's too short.

Currently reading... A little underappreciated cozy mystery.  I'm not sure yet if I'll finish it.  The beginning has the same problem as that noir mystery I DNF'd this week - repeating info, which is annoying but not as bad as here as with the noir.  We'll see if it gets better.

What have you been reading lately?

Thursday, June 5, 2025

Thursday This n That

Oh, joy... I'll be in the jury pool here from July - November.  That's how it works in MO... you get notified that you'll be in the pool for a certain time and then, if they pick you, you'll get another notice that you have to serve.  THEN you have to call the night before to see if they're actually going to have court or if it was cancelled.  I've been in the pool a lot in the past 12 years, and I've been picked several times, but it's always been cancelled the night before.  Whew.  Especially the last time because I went to Michigan while I was still in the pool and it would've sucked if I'd been called up while I was away.

FB is still screwing me hard on the marketing thing.  Turds.

I saw something this morning about how like 54% of Americans can't read above a 6th grade level.  And like 1 in 5 is functionally illiterate.  And how like 1 in 3 is like math-illiterate.  Which all sucks.  On a happier note, I saw how 2nd Lady Vance has a reading initiative this summer that kids can sign up for and win prizes and maybe win a trip to the White House.  I don't care what your politics are... that's a good thing and everyone should be all for it.  Anything that gets people reading more is awesome.

And if you're actively against Mrs. Vance's summer reading program, what the hell is wrong with you?  Illiteracy is everyone's problem.

Lumpy's baby is super cute!  A couple days ago, it walked right under the window where we were watching.  So tiny!  Awwww.

I'm really feeling that last walk.  I did the loop, which is only 1.1 miles, but it's very hilly and my calves are mooing this morning.  

Last night was not a good night for sleeping.  I was too hot and then the cats decided it would be an awesome night to run around the house playing with their jingly ball and then they found something interesting in the corner of the bedroom that HAD TO BE investigated right then.  They were being good boys, but their goodness was certainly noisy and I was not in the frame of mind to ignore them.  Oh well.  Naptime later and for now, lots of coffee!

Right now, though, I think I'm going to go finish my book.  Maybe snag some breffest.  Have a great day and feel free to leave whatever this or that your mind spits out.  

Wednesday, June 4, 2025

Scams Abound

I hate that we have to be constantly vigilant so we don't get ripped off, but we do, so here are a few tips that might help...

In Facebook groups: 

If you see someone with a new account complaining about all the scammers... they're probably a scammer.

If you see someone boohooing about not getting any sales for their new/first/unloved books... they're probably a scammer.

If they comment on your marketing posts telling you how awesome your book is and asking you questions that they could answer on their own if they read the post or followed the link (like what genre it is)... they're a scammer.

If you can't pronounce their name (usually African, but sometimes middle eastern), but they have all sorts of awesome ways to market your book... they're a scammer.  (Like the Nigerian prince emails of yore.)

If they have some other sob story about anything... cats, kids, health... their probably a scammer.  Take it all with a grain of salt.

On the phone:

If they say they're calling from any one of several government agencies - the IRS, the local police, the prosecutor's office... they're a scammer.  Those agencies don't call you.

If they say they're from any one of several computer companies - Microsoft comes to mind, but also Amazon - they're a scammer.  Those companies don't call you.

If they say they're from your credit card company or your bank, they are most likely a scammer.  Hang up and call your bank or your card company using a number you already have.  Do not call any number they give you.

If you get a call telling you a family member is in jail, either here or overseas... they are a scammer.  If you are worried, though, call the family member in question before you do anything.  If you can't reach them, call someone else who would know whether they could possibly be where they're supposedly in jail.  Do not send money without verifying.

If you get any kind of call where someone wants you to send them a gift card to pay off a 'debt' or a 'bill'... definitely a scammer.  

You can also get a variety of these same types of scams via regular mail or email, chat message, text messages, etc.  Verify everything before you hand over any personal information or financial data.  Hell, I don't even use the word 'yes' when talking on the phone with a potential scammer.  "Is this B.E. Sanderson?" "This is.  What do you want?"  I'm not sure if it's an urban myth that these scammers use your spoken word yes to bypass actual authorization and take your money, but I'm not taking any chances.

Being paranoid helps keep you safe.  Hang in there out there and remember... Scams abound.


Tuesday, June 3, 2025

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Okay, so FB hammered me yesterday for posting too much.  I did five marketing posts over about 5 minutes and they wouldn't let me post anything else.  They didn't tell me for how long.  They didn't tell me what the limits are.  They just blocked me from posting to any groups and to 'try again later'.  So, I did.  I tried at 15 minutes... nope.  I tried at 30 minutes... nope.  I tried at an hour... huzzah!  And got 3 posts out before I got blocked again.  Then, I gave up.  

Yesterday afternoon, I came up with a new plan.  I would try again this morning, but only post to one group every 5 minutes.  So far, it seems to be working.  I've gotten 4 posts out.  It's almost time for #5... and #5 went up.  Yay.  

In the interest of data, yesterday, I posted to FB and X asking for anyone who saw my post to wave, so I could see who is actually still seeing my posts.  I have like 270 followers on FB and 600-something on X.  So far, like 20 people have 'waved' on FB and one on X.  And I'm paying for X.  Either way, that's disheartening.  Which is why these posts in marketing groups is so important.  It's the only way I'm reaching readers.

Sure, a lot of the people who are downloading my free books aren't actually doing anything with them.  I'm not exactly burning up the world with reviews for any of my books.  People aren't talking about them as far as I can tell.  But I am seeing residual sales here and there.  It's worth the time and irritation.

Five minutes went by and #6 is up!  Yay!

Anyway, as I was saying, it's worth the time and irritation.  This new wrinkle takes more time and is more irritating, but a gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do.  

I was actually pretty gung-ho to get to marketing yesterday.  I'd even joined about a half-dozen new groups to market to.  Fresh eyes!  Yay!  And then the FB retardage happened.  I went from gung-ho to ;sad trombone noise: in an instant.  Life is hard enough without added pitfalls, doncha know.  But I'm trying to remember and hold to the Marine motto: Improvise, adapt, overcome.  (I need to buy that t-shirt.)

This other one is good, too... ONWARD AND UPWARD.  Let's do this.

Oh, and if you're reading this, drop me a 'wave' so I know you're there.  Just for data purposes.  

:WAVES:

Added: I just tried to do #7 and got this message again - "We limit how often you can post, comment or do other things in a given amount of time in order to help protect the community from spam. You can try again later. Learn More.  

If you think this doesn't go against our Community Standards let us know. Give feedback."

Turds.

Monday, June 2, 2025

Marketing Monday - Project Hermes

Hey, Folks.  It's that time again... Marketing Monday!  Woot.  :throws confetti:  


From now until Friday, PROJECT HERMES - my medical/political thriller - is free.  (Always free with Kindle Unlimited.)  Get your copy today.  And remember, it's the little things that kill.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017Y6G0EW

(Full credit to my BFF, Silver, for today's graphic.  She rocks.)

Sunday, June 1, 2025

Sunday Update - 2025 Week 22

What a week I had.  Let's see if I can reconstruct it...

Okay, so I didn't do anything writerly.  I took the week off from marketing, too.  I didn't even get my spreadsheets ready for June - which is something I have to do today.  We'll see what tomorrow brings.

There was reading... see yesterday's post.

I made banana bread and pizza this week.  Woot.  And yum.  The pizza was yesterday, so I'll have pizza for breakfast today.  Yay!

The big update is activity, because I was busy busy this week.  I got in 4.8 miles worth of walks on 4 separate days.  Plus, I did a bunch of errand running, plus groceries.  Unfortunately, it didn't equal weight loss, so... Weight 173.8.  :shrug:  

So, you're saying to yourself, what made you so damn busy?  I guess in the scheme of other peoples' busyness, I wasn't really.  But for me, this was a busy week.  Tuesday, I did groceries.  Wednesday, I went northwest to get my car inspected and then over to the DMV to get my plates and my license renewed. (and pick up Chinese food for lunch.)  Friday, I went northeast to get Hubs' prescriptions and run errands up there - bank, supply store, grocery store, thrift store.  Since I stopped working, I don't get around much anymore.  Anyway, all that made me tired, so here I am.  And yes, I would like some cheese with that whine.

Gardening update... Everything is growing, except the green pepper seeds I planted a week ago yesterday.  I wasn't really expecting anything there, but I wanted to be happily surprised.  :shrug:  The tomatoes are getting tall, but not really spreading out much and no flowers yet, so no fruit on the way.  The little trees are all doing their things.  Yeah, not exciting news.

This week, I really need to weed the beds again, and continue to work on weeding the front rock path.  I also need to vacuum.  The dustbunnies are starting to gain sentience.

What's on your list for last week?  What's on the menu for this week?