pinking shears like she said I would. Although to be honest, I don't know why she picked pinking shears. Oh they make a pretty pattern, but they're fairly silly for actually cutting anything.
Oh, I suppose one could stab at someone with a set of pinking shears. They're pointy enough on the ends. And if you were in a sticky situation, you could open them wide and slash at a masher. But for actual damage, I'd prefer something more along the lines of a good carving knife.
What, Leo? Oh right, B.E. asked me to try and stick to non-traditional weapons. So knives are flat out. Well, maybe next time I can talk to you about how to smash know-it-all husbands upside the head with a pig-shaped bacon press.
Have a lovely day, Dears, and don't forget to keep those household items handy. You never know when you'll need a weapon. ;o)