Thursday, August 30, 2012
Just for fun
1. ...or would you like me to read it to you?
2. A watchdog for the second floor.
3. No, this is the manager of the ice rink.
4. Just looking around.
5. You don't eat a pig that good all at once.
6. Ground beef.
7. Because the can said concentrate.
8. To see the floor show.
9. ...and what God wants, he keeps.
Yes, I have a weird sense of humor. No, not all of the jokes are politically correct, but hopefully they're also not offensive - unless you are of the offendsensitive persuasion, and then, Sorry. When I type the answers up, I'll try to scrub them clean of anything anyone can take offense to. (And who knows, that may make the joke even funnier.)
Or if you're feeling funny, feel free to type up what you think would be the joke to fit with any particular punchline. Whoever's is the most hilarious might just get a prize - I mean besides the prize of being covered in awesomesauce.
PS. #1 is really much funnier when it's told out loud. It was also my father's favorite joke.